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Let the madness begin

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Please remember sanity is overrated

This site users Hampster Power from ecologically certified hampster farms.

Read at you're own risk. I am cute and cuddly - but aren't all pyschopathic penguins?

I'm not saying a word

Go on then.. state the obvious

Please be upstanding

Slinky's are people too...

Be a good parent

All comments welcome

I'm an inventor at heart

I can see you...

We serve the finest cuisine...

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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis

My collection of weirdness

Getting wood...

08/20/08 09:58:10 | 0 Comments

Man freed after attempting bench sex

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A park bench
A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call...

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What your ringtone says about you...

08/20/08 09:56:33 | 0 Comments

'Condom, condom' ring tone launched

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Condom

A mobile phone ring tone that sings "Condom, condom!" has been launched to promote safe sex in...

Trouser snake related problems...

08/18/08 09:40:41 | 0 Comments

Weatherman freaked out by trouser snake

Monday, August 18, 2008

snake

The moment the snake slithers up Kurtis Gertz's shorts There's a reason...

Anyone we know?

08/15/08 05:50:36 | 0 Comments

Naked reveller sparks search, runs away

Friday, August 15, 2008

Naked man

Haven't seen you in a while, Naked Stock Photography Guy.
A stag do...

Hell hath no fury... like a woman's knickers

08/14/08 09:40:20 | 1 Comments

Wife gets eBay knicker revenge

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Knickers

A wife has hit back at her cheating husband by putting a photo of his lover's lace knickers on eBay. The listing, by...

Things that go dump in the night...

08/14/08 09:38:45 | 0 Comments

'Double flusher' woman faces eviction

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Toilet

IT'S embarrassing but, yes, some of us need to flush twice when we go to the toilet. However, regularly...

I now name this brat...

08/13/08 11:22:19 | 0 Comments

Stupid names now fine, says Sweden

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Newborn baby child

Welcome to the world, Volvo Lutfisk Wannadies Almqvist
Swedish authorities say parents can...

What goes through these people's minds?

08/11/08 09:30:32 | 0 Comments

Pensioner arrested over horse sex

Monday, August 11, 2008

Horses

Some horses: do not do sex with them A pensioner in West London has been arrested...

When it's good to be an identical twin

08/09/08 00:36:14 | 0 Comments

Police in sheep sex pest hunt

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Sheep

Vulnerable sheep
It was always going to be a tricky police investigation - tracking down a man seen interfering with sheep. But officers thought they had cracked the case when they found a pair of grey jogging bottoms in a...

Will prospective first lady show her credentials?

08/07/08 10:45:35 | 1 Comments

McCain volunteers wife for topless contest

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Cindy McCain... fully clothed
Presidential hopeful John McCain has inadvertently volunteered his wife for a topless contest. The Republican candidate made the gaffe at a motorcyle rally in...

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